Dad has been extremely spoiled with his new car that he got himself earlier this year. He drove AD's car today and texted her:

"Your car has big problems. Backup camera doesn't work. Cruise control will not slow down or break for traffic. Blind spot warning lights not functioning. And, no matter what I do, it won't talk to me. How do you drive this thing?"

"I know, I think it's time for a replacement." -AD